"Any two-bit miniblogger can crank out one or two above-water posts a week."

Hi.

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it's not too late to join the pact, my friend. Are you a mouse or are you a man? Or, more to the point, do you have five free minutes and internet access every day for the next month?

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I dunno, I wouldn't want to dilute the unsettlingly high quality of my entries, which are posted ONLY after they have been matured to perfection.

I can't imagine daily entries not turning into a parody of a blog cliche. I took a shower this morning. It sucked. I went to my job, which sucks. I came home and had fishsticks, which sucked.

That sort of thing.

Plus, I'm angry you don't invite me to these little holiday parties, even though I've spent the last 10 years honing my personal black hole of fun, which is more effective on parties that roach motel is on, well, roaches.

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parody of a blog? Oh shit, man, you already called me out. Now I'm going to have to find a second joke to fill out this month.

And that "holiday party" was just going to the bar across the street and drinking a lot. But if you'd like an invitation, I'm sure we'll be going again on Thursday. And Friday. Possibly Sunday. Oh, and Saturday. Drop on by.

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Alright hell, I'll do it too. You are forewarned, however, that when my Watched By lists drops in half because of the inferior quality of the entries, I will cry, and you'll have to feel about it. Then I start punching.

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Oh, shit. Can I get in on this blood oath? You can't send blood through the mail, but I can get a Rabbi to sign a card or something that's just as good, right?

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you're in, you fool.

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does this mean we'll be reading a post from you every day or just a total of thirty in thirty days? just curious about the parameters established in your blood oath, if any.

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at least one post a day for 30 days. No extra credit for multiple posts per day.
Are you blogger enough to take the challenge?

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I can predict with absolute certainty that i wouldn't be able to keep a consistent level of quality and would, by the first saturday in the 30 days, dissolve into posts about how my job sucks.

i know my own limits. but good luck and godspeed thee to day 30, brave blogger.

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Good luck man. I tried this for a week once and at the end I was found in the desert surviving on craisins and cacti water screaming "MUST BLOG FOR OUR NATION'S FUTURE! POST ENTRY!"

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Count me in for 30 Blogs in 30 Days!

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ENTERTAIN MOUSE!!11

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oh man, NO ONE remembers entertainmous.

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You did, right?

THEY CAN NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US! HEAR THAT, BUSH! HEAR THAT CHENEY!

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I commend you brave brave souls.

I will shed a tear each night as I ponder the benefits I am reaping and the heavy costs. Be strong!

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huh?

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fragglerocker84 and i are going to do our best to keep up.

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